The sound: a poem...

The music sounds better on the other side
You know you are in trouble when you want to run and hide
Nervous, confused, obsessed with you
You are so disspointing
You can be my best friend, but you take it away so quickly, like there was never even an end
But the music will sound good again
Same song I am singing, but it sounds different in my head
Life is a bore, life is not new
I wanted to be special, but I forgot about you
Makes no sense, makes no rhyme
It is slipping away, that race we call time
Words are just words
You say them so free
You forgot bout the girl, you forgot about me

What she came for

"Whoa, look out, you're what she came for, you're what she came for, No question, No doubt"- Franz Ferdinand

Girls/women are soooooooooo aggressive these days. It is shocking to me how sexually forward and abrupt women are.

My hubby tutors a 14 year old boy who shares stories about young girls that constantly proposition him for sex. He has to pry them away. I counsel a group of teen girls and the stories they tell me...oh my god...BJ's are like their version of kissing.

What happen to the bases? What happend to virginity? Naivity? Virtue? Femininity?

Girls are so aggressive, guys actually say NO! Women think they have the power, but in actuallity they have relinquished all the power. The guy is now in control. Why? Because now he has the ability to say "NOOOO"!!! OMG, and then you get his phone number...disaster!! You call, he doesn't pick up, then you are forced to wait or worse never hear back. It's agony, torturous!!! Why do you do it??? Why why why??

He won't have respect for you. He just thinks you are this easy girl, who he can call anytime he wants ass, AND that you do this all the time with other guys. Also, the guy thinks you are totally whipped on him. He can do anything, say anything and you'll still be around as a play thing. Or worse, he thinks you are soo obsessed that you are his stalker( especially if you call alot and text alot).

Now I won't be a hypocrite, b/c I have been on the predator side. I use to love (when I was single) going into a South Beach bar or club, scanning the room and picking out the hottest guy in there. I usually go for someone tall, fit, with blonde or brown hair. However, here's the difference. I did not approach him. I wanted him, I preyed on him, but I never relinquished my power. I totally eye f#%ked him, but not in an obvious way. I made my way towards his area, but I never make the first move or said the first words. I let him come to me. Make him think it was his idea, yet all the while I chose him. And I NEVER took his phone number. If he is serious he can call me. If not, no sweat, but at least I'm not acting like a super freaky stalker.

See, men love the chase. Even if they say they enjoy an aggressor, they are lying. It's instictual. Men are the hunters, women are the nurturers. Men want to feel strong and manly. They also like what they cannot have. They enjoy the chase and the challenge.

With that being said, there is one place you can be agressive....As Ludacris puts it, "I want a lady in the street, a freak in the bed..Yeah"

It's true, men don't like it when ya just lay there like a dead fish. You need some emotion, some passion and nothing is sexier than showing your man what you like. Be sexy, be slutty, go all out- In the bedroom! BUT, this is saved for once the guy wins you. You are the PRIZE!! You let him win your Jackpot!!

So what did we learn:

1. Girls should let guys chase them

2. We will not be stalkers

3. We will let a man be a man

4. Women should hold on to the power.

5. We will toss out the rules in bed and be supa freaky l'il kittens

6. We are the Grande Prize!!! Self confidence, baby, always sooo sexy!!!

Oh and by the way....

Don't give it up in your pre- teen years. Wait at least till all your junk is in place!

Best Beauty Products

My current Favorites:

1. Studio Gear Bronze matte

2. Anything L'oreal carbon black

3. SG matte foundation

4. Nars Blush in deep throat

5. Mac plush glass- BEST lip plumper!!

6. NYX eyeshadow in flamingo

7. Ulta teal waterproof eyeliner

8. Lorac cheekstamp in gold

9. Mac lipstick in Blankety

10. Lush body butter- Buffy

11. Moroccon oil

12. Kiehls Argan oil cleanser

13. Ojon shine spray

14. Any Clarins body product

15. Prescriptives eyebrow pencil

16. Guerlain meteorites

17. SG Flashlight

Things to do when you are BORED

For some people boredom is the worst thing on earth. For one of my clients that is ADHD, boredom is like her cryptonite!!! So I have compiled a list of random things to do when you are "bored"

1. Face book chat.
By far my favorite thing to do to quell boredom. You never know who will be on. Maybe an old high school friend, a coworker or even your boyfriend!!! Plus while you are messaging ppl, you can update your photos, comment on your friends statuses and take ridiculous quizes. Favorite quiz: which Big Lebowski character are you (I'm the dude).

2. Masturbate
It's fun, it's healthy, it's free!

3. Watch Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime on Demand
Oh, Drop dead diva, such the good show. Super Barbie dies and is reincarnated inot a fat but cutie pie attorney. The show is soo super cute and entertianing. And the guy that plays Grayson is totally adorably hot!

4. Shop at www.Sephora.com
Although I LOVE Ulta, I am in there 24/7. Plus Sephora's website is way more user friendly. Sephora is the ultimate makeup buying experience. Plus you get deluxe free samples with your order. And who doesn't love makeup? Makeup is my crack....

5. Download Lady Gaga videos and Lyrics
Lady Gaga's videos are outrageous and sexy. Helllooooo Alexander Skarsgard in the Papparazzi video. Sigh...soooo hot...And who doesn't love singing her catchy tunes: "I wanna see hot blondes in odd positions..."

6. Get a baby Chihuhua (or as Teagan says Chika chika bow wow)
My chi's are the cutest. They love belly rubs and playing catch. Also, Henry loves getting "therapeautic dog massages"from me. And Cinde loves to give kisses. They are really cute, fun and entertaining.

7. Take Baths
Go to Target and stock up on Soap and Glory bubble bath, scrubs and lotions!! Rub a dub dub!!!

8. Rebound while watching MTV Hits
rebounding= jumping on a mini trampoline. MTV hits= the only channel that actually plays music...

9. Develop a cigar smoking Habit
This is a hobby of Fred's. He loves smokin his stogies either by the pool or by the stairs. Just make ure you don't get the Cuban ones...

10. Read Blogs
Need I say more?

In love, in like, in lust.....

In Love, in like, in lust, infatutaion, adoration, appreciation, obsession, affection.
What is the difference? What is true love? Why are there so many versions of love?

First off, being "in love" is totally different then plain old LOVE. You love your parents, you love your sister, you may even love some of your friends. Love is a rather simple feeling. It's peaceful and calming. It combines comfort with admiration, appreciation and unconditional understanding. People throw out the "L-bomb" pretty regularly. That's ok if you understand what that means. I mean I do love my friends and I REALLY do LOVE my makeup!!

Being in love feels like a an explosion of adrenaline and fireworks that make your heart pound, your skin glow and make the butterflies rumble in your tummy. Being in love is like being on a rollercoaster 24/7. You feel alive purposeful, and alert. everything is happy, nothing brings you down. The world is in your hands and you are unstoppable.

Being in Lust feels oddly similar to being in love. What is "in lust'? OOh, Lust, soo good,yet soo bad. Lust is deep desire for something naughty. Lust makes you feel good but for all the wrong reasons. Humans need lust. Lust completes us. How can we know good without knowing bad? Lust makes you feel those butterflies and keeps your heart pounding. BUT, you cannot control lust. You are not on top of the world in lust. Lust is fun, but lust is not everlasting. When in a lustful high be prepared to go through withdrawls....

In like is what you feel when you are 14. You think you are in love with your teenage boyfriend, but you are really in like. Being in like is the feeling you get when you think that guy or gal is super cute. You start to get to know them and are increasingly intrigued. You think you could dig them but you need to find out more. You get excited to seem them. You wear your cutest clothes to imress them. Being in like can make you more attentive to yourself. Typically you'll try to put your best foot forward to impress your target. When in like, we typically slim down, dress up, try new hair styles, and are thouroughly groomed. When you are in like you have a crush. Crushes are great and crushes are fun. I personally love having crushes. However, the best part about my crushes is that they never go anywhere and only I know about them. Being in like is fun. It's a carefree wonderful feeling that everyone experiences here and there.

Adoration. Adoration is having a deep appreciation and respect for someone. I adored my high school BF. I just think he is great. He is hilarious and super intelligent. Did I love him? Yes. Was I in love with him? Who knows, I was 17. Do I love him now? I have love for him, but mostly adoration. There are so many people you can adore. I adore the people I work with. I adore my hairdresser. I adore my college professor. It's not quite love, its complete adoration. They are just adorable!

Finally, true deep, soul mate LOVE. This type of love occurs when you are in love with someone while at the same time having love for them while lusting,adoring, obsessing,admiring and appreciating them.. This is how I feel about my hubby. When we were engaged, OMG,was I soooo in love with him. He could do no wrong. All of his flaws were minimized and all of his good traits were maximized. I'd do anything to be with him. I'd travel anywhere and do anything to be with him. I'd ignore the entire outside world to be with my lover. Also, I couldn't get enough of him, I just wanted his sexy manhood like a dog wants a bone! That's all I could think about. And although those lusty feelings tend to fade when you say those I do's, there are ways we spark them back up again.

Many people get into a rut when they marry their true love. True love is hard to deal with. there is DEF a thin line between love and hate. Your true love can make you feel amazing, but at the same time make you homicidal. NOW no one talks about this, but we all know it's true. Your true love makes you feel a myriad of intense emotions. There are some good and some that are bad. I mean we have all heard of crimes of passion!!! Personally, my intense good feelings towards my love severely minimize my occasional frustration. In times of heated argument, I simply look down at my 3 1/2 carat pave and diamond ring and feel better knowing his life savings is on my finger. The bling always sings!

Why The Real World Cancun is so bad

As a teen, I loved watching the Real World on MTV. Eric, Julie, Becky in NYC, how could you not be intrigued? Probably the most memorable season for me is San Francisco with Pedro and Puck. Those people had ISSUES! Their lives were so real and raw right before our very eyes.

The Real word was revoltionary. It has paved the way for our now reality show obsessed world. But alas, the Real world is not the show it used to be.

This season the show takes place in Cancun. When I think of Cancun I think of SEX, alcohol, wild and crazy behavior...edge of your seat type drama!! However, somehow this Real World cast has taken all of the fun and titillation out of freakin Cancun, Mexico!! How?!! Why is the Real World such a suckfest?

The reason The Real World is such a bad show now is because it is no longer "REAL". The seven (or 8) strangers are not "real" looking people. They all look alike and are cookie cutter little MTV spring breakers. If you are too good looking, typically your problems aren't as interesting. Compare the first 10 cast members to the last 10 and you'll see what I mean. Sure every cast had a few hotties. But for the most part everyone was different and adorably average.

I literally cannot tell the difference between the 4 girls on the Cancun cast. They all look the same. Petite, dark hair and I think all of them have worked at some point as waitresses at Hooters. The only interesting chracter was Joey and they kicked him off. Damn it, Mtv!! I was hoping maybe they'd replace him with a semi -interesting new castmate, but they did not.

Also, now the Real World is a hour long. Yet 40 minutes of that hour is spent on commercial breaks. If I see another commercial for Truth(which btw is funded by cigarette companies), I might consider becoming a smoker!! I miss my 30 minutes, in and out. One hour is torture. I literally got 10 bathroom breaks(could have been cigarette breaks) when I watched last Wednsday. Thank god for facebook chat or I may have fallen asleep.

Moral off this entry: Real people have real problems. Good looking 19 year olds are vapid and boring, even with alcohol.

The Makeover Movie: part one

All who know and Love me are aware of my obsession with movies that contain the transformational "Makeover" scene. My makeover movie obsesssion beagn when I first lay eyes on the spacey yet sassy Cher Horowitz, of Clueless fame. Cher took one look at the awkwardly dishelved Tai and simply said, "Dee, my mission is clear. Would you look at that girl? She is so adorably clueless. We have got to adopt her." Then as soon as you could say "as if" Tai was being completely transformed into a hottie with a body while "I wanna be a Supermodel" plays in the background. I was enamoured by Cher and Dee's skills to not only make Tai hot, but increase her self confidence and attitude.
Ever since Clueless, makeover movies have been my favorite. I just love them. I love the way the ugly duckling becomes the swan. The fashion, the attention, the MAKEUP!! Makover movies make me happy.
Below is my top 10 list of makeover movies (in no particular order):
1. Clueless
2. The House Bunny
3. The Devil Wears Prada
4. Trading Places
5. Pretty Woman
6. Miss Congeniality
7. Grease
8. Cinderella
9. The Ugly Truth
10. Hunk

I have much more to say about my makeover movies, so there will be more to come....